Shwonga 

Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."

"You such a shwonga , i can't deal! "

Shwonga by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021

shwong 

Null, or anything not null, or the union of null and anything not null.

The anti-abortionist is guity of murder, shwong; he must be execushwonged, shwong.

shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

Shwanga 

Some weird mysterious nigga that owns the rap Discord server "RMC"

"You know that dude that runs RMC?"
"Who Smegma?"
"No SHWANGA"

Shwanga by notloafy September 26, 2018

Shwangadoo 

Another term for awesome, cool, uber sweet, totally legit, and just plain out sick nasty. Invented in 2010 in a coffee shop in rural Roanoke, Virginia, it is possibly the most effective word ever used. Not only is shwangadoo a cleverly usable adjective, it can be used in many situations.

Example: Dude, those new shoes you bought are so shwangadoo!

Did you watch that video about the guy who stabbed that kitten? I wish i was that shwangadoo...

Shwangadoo by C Nastytoes November 30, 2010

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal 

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010