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shclomple 

A word for being very stinky and or ugly
That guy over there is very shclomple
shclomple by Shclomper January 14, 2021
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schlomper 

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
schlomper by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

Shlopple-on-Topple 

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).
Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

schlample 

Schlampe is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
Schlample is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
schlample by plopsikle August 29, 2016

Shloople 

This phrase was used to describe the bronze coins collected by Lord Nooth in the movie Early Man. He would sit beside a large plate full of coins made of bronze while putting them in his hands and say "shlooples! I love my shlooples!" .
A man can't have enough shlooples!
Shloople by Zazzy February 24, 2018

Schlomped 

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
Schlomped by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

schlorple 

A story and or arc of which a person see's things in a more colorful way
"ColorFUL arc. Like.. like.. schlorple"
schlorple by RANBOOOOOO February 9, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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