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schlomper 

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.
1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.
schlomper by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

Shlopple-on-Topple 

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).
Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

schlample 

Schlampe is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
Schlample is a whore who has many casual sexual partners. This bitch can be normally seen under strretlights looking to suck people off for affordable prices. With the introduction of the dilapadated railway bridge in Leeds allowing prostituion beeing legal between 7pm-7am, it will be common to see schlmapes roaming the sreets and getting inot cars.

Otherwise known as Alexandra
schlample by plopsikle August 29, 2016

Shloople 

This phrase was used to describe the bronze coins collected by Lord Nooth in the movie Early Man. He would sit beside a large plate full of coins made of bronze while putting them in his hands and say "shlooples! I love my shlooples!" .
A man can't have enough shlooples!
Shloople by Zazzy February 24, 2018

Schlomped 

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport
Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!
Schlomped by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

schlorple 

A story and or arc of which a person see's things in a more colorful way
"ColorFUL arc. Like.. like.. schlorple"
schlorple by RANBOOOOOO February 9, 2021