Shwi 

The coolest guy ever...gets all the chicks and has mad pull.

Damn he scored like 3 girls last night, must be a shwi

Shwi by Noob._.Master._.69 June 1, 2020

Shwi-Shwi 

Wiping your privates and pits with a damp wash cloth to keep yourself minimally clean while avoiding taking a full on bath or shower. Most commonly done when you are sick to avoid getting pneumonia. If you are a kid, its called a shwi-shwi, if you are an adult its called a whore's bath.

Jacob: Mom can I take a bath? Its been 3 days already and I feel gross.

Mom: No Jacob, you are still running a high fever, take a shwi-shwi instead to clean up.

Shwi-Shwi by Prof. Milk February 16, 2010

Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

Shwiffle by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

shwifty 

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

Shwiska 

A human's shin hair.

"Im going to punch you in the upper shwiska."

Shwiska by Shwiska Man May 2, 2009

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.

Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.

Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

holy shwizzl 

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

holy shwizzl by Mex K. September 6, 2018