shwizzle 

It means to get head and bang a M.I.L.F at the same time without a commitment.

Im having a SHWIZZLE and it is off the hizzle with Tiffany's nigwhore.

shwizzle by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003

shwizzle 

To have sex with someone who your friend is after, before they get a chance to

He shwizzled your girl.

shwizzle by AstoriaWarrior August 3, 2009

Shwizzle 

Another way of saying word; An affirmative response to a surprising or pleasing statement. Interchangeable with "shword." Word!>Shword!>Shwizzle!

"Yo, we out to that house party in five!"
"Shwizzle!"

Shwizzle by fetaisdelicious October 13, 2011

shwizzle 

shwizzle. shwizzle is a word to describe someone who is always being rude to someone, and can be used in a nice way, to describe how someone has done their hair.

boyfriend; “oh hey babes, you look very shwizzle today”
girlfriend; “thanks honey”

shwizzle by finleekeegan October 22, 2019

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

"fo shizzle ma nizzle that is dank shit"

fo shizzle ma nizzle by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

fo' shizzle my nizzle by Anonymous November 10, 2002