Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."
A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.
Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.