shwifty Share definition Flag The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops. Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015 Get the shwifty mug.