The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.
Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops
by NoxNurd August 31, 2015
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.
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by Phrangk March 07, 2016
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the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons
(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
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by GremlinsGastLighter69 August 21, 2015
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by Shwifty queen March 21, 2018
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