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Shwill

Adj: Completely worthless and lacking any good qualities

Noun: A worthless person or object

Verb: To sit around aimlessly, doing nothing important or of value
Adj: The modem was being shwill and refused to function

Noun: My ex is a shwill and refuses to pay child support

Verb: Phil was shwilling around at home until 4 AM again last night
by Skorch August 17, 2009
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frisbee, barefoot soccer, going up to the cottage with friends, lying under the stars with friends are all examples of activities that are shwill
by jake tonar April 4, 2011
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shwill

1. adj. of very high quality or standard
2. interjection. showing whole hearted approval or agreement
"this martini is shwill"

"how about we go to the movies later?" response: "shwill"
by daniel Krauss-Kowalchuk May 30, 2006
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Shwill

A Portuguese penis. Particularly one that belongs to someone named Michael. Originated from the word "Willy."
"Hey Mike can I see your shwill?"

"Your shwill is beauitful!"
by sarbuff123456789 February 15, 2014
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Shillon Musk

The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.

Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Shillon Musk tweeted again.

You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.

It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
by beMerciless May 13, 2021
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shill

A person engaged in covert advertising. The shill attempts to spread buzz by personally endorsing the product in public forums with the pretense of sincerity, when in fact he is being paid for his services.
Who are you shilling for?

Ignore the n00b, he's just here to shill.
by strangedaze April 27, 2005
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Shill

A shill is a person who publicly attempts to constitute, increase or sustain credibility and/or approval of/to an entity without disclosing that they have a relationship with the entity, understating the type, importance or closeness of said relationship or concealing the actual role in which they perform for said entity.

The goal of the the shill is a (expected) personal benefit, may it be profit (participation), wage, payment by result or enabling, increasing or sustaining the chance of success for a specific socio-economic or socio-political project.

The entity can be either a person or an organized or disorganized group. Organized groups have some level of structure and decision-making ability while disorganized groups don't.

Organized groups can be the government, politicial parties, profit-oriented companies, investment or interest groups (hedgefonds, freemasons) or non-profit non-government organizations like non-profit companies, charities, churches or cults. Disorganized groups can be religions or unreligious cosmovisions (atheism, humanism), permanent political ideologies (f.e. communism, capitalism) or temporary political interest groups (f.e. "pro-life-movement" for abolishing the right to have an abortion).

The difference between shilling and expression of opinion is that the benefit is received from an external rather than an (emotional or intellectual) internal source or that the external force dominates the internal motivation.
That snake is promoting the APPLE (TM) product of that tree to Adam, because he wants to create SIN (TM), but he tells him it's for his own good. What a fucking shill!
by SupremeLeaderDickos March 7, 2020
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