Shwindle

verb: to do somebody up the butt/to butt rape

I shwindled a drunk chick last night.

My gay lover shwindled me.

by ~Jiggle-Muffin~ April 23, 2008

Shwindle

Shwindle means to cut infront of someone at the last second or to steal a place, spot, or thing.

dude, shwindle those cars so we can get ahead.
yo you shwindled that broad from jimmy last night; he is gonna be pissed.

by Wiseguy_yo June 7, 2011

shwindle

another name to describe a gay guy for example named: Trevon.

That guy named Eric is a shwindle!

by ImJustKidding May 16, 2009

Shwindle

Meaning anything.
can be used to describe or name anything.

"Yo dawg this shwindle is off the hook!"

"Damn dawg, i dropped my shwindle, and now i have to go get a new one."

by B-Pro November 13, 2007

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010