Shweats

That chilly, sweaty feeling you get when you get a really bad cramp and there is no toilet available, and you're pretty sure you are about to shit yourself.

Tim, did that bucket of chicken upset your delicate colon?

Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"

by Gummonkey September 15, 2009

Shweat

The awful BO smell of an obese roommate who doesn't shower

The amount of shweat in this house is too damn high!

by fedoompach November 5, 2014

Shweat

Something you get when you shart on a very hot day.

Billy: Wow Jimmy, it is so hot today. That was some spicy curry we had last night... Jimmy: did you just fart? Billy: oops I think I just sharted. Jimmy: shweat!

by Kad69 February 26, 2022

Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

shweat

It's the combinatino of shit and sweat that happens the day after eating mexican food and then a full workout in humid conditions.

My ass was shweaty after the bean burritos and that marathon thru miami.

by Ricosuave July 29, 2005

shweat

sweet or awesome, tite... should be pronounced SHWEAAAAAYYYYYYT with the E and A high pitched, or SHAAWEEET

damn, that bitch badunkadunk SHAWEET!

by myerhead May 19, 2004

Shweat

A Commonly skinny, pale, greasy, sweaty, Heavy Metal and gaming enthusiast with long sweaty as fuk black hair

"Hey guess who my friend hooked up with on sat night!"
'WHO?!'
"A shweat"
"Fuck thats sick!"
'yeh boiz'

by shweatlord666 May 8, 2018