Shutass 

Is when your asshole tightens when your around gay people.

I get shutass at school alot.

Shutass by tacomuffinzz July 26, 2009

shitass 

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

shitass by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.

Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!

shitasshat by Celvane July 26, 2011

shitass 

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

shitass by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

slutassy 

when a person/product exudes class but with slutty undertones.

martha knew that in order to win the election, she would have to dominate both prep and ghetto votes. it was definitely time for her to get slutassy up in herrrr.

slutassy by Vadinne1 March 15, 2006