Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.
โ€œHey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?โ€
-Anonymous, famous last words
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by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020
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A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).
Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.
by radiCLE citizen April 03, 2014
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typickle:"hey shitass,wanna see me speedrun?''

*proceeds to speedrun to the End*

shitass:*flies into typicle with an elytra*
by hey shitass October 20, 2020
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A renowned speedrunner and is in fact the best Minecraft player in our universe. Many people challenge his presence but are left in shambles after experiencing a moment of his power.
"You saw the video about Dream battling shitass?"
"Yeah, shitass fucking destroyed him!"
by Brown_Boi October 23, 2020
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Term you use to call someone who is being annoying or just stupid
"Dont talk to me you shit ass" or "Oh man i hit my head" you should have ducked you shitass!"
by tom and a half April 17, 2003
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