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shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

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by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

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shit-ass

A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).

Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.

by radiCLE citizen April 03, 2014

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shitass

The one and only minecraft god.

typickle:"hey shitass,wanna see me speedrun?''

*proceeds to speedrun to the End*

shitass:*flies into typicle with an elytra*

by hey shitass October 20, 2020

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shitass

A renowned speedrunner and is in fact the best Minecraft player in our universe. Many people challenge his presence but are left in shambles after experiencing a moment of his power.

"You saw the video about Dream battling shitass?"
"Yeah, shitass fucking destroyed him!"

by Brown_Boi October 23, 2020