Shupified

Shupified is a condition whereby the afflicted feels like their head is about to explode as a near genesis recites Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto in German and English.

A rare condition brought about by being in awe of a person’s intelligence as compared to their own is often a precursor to a Shupified state of mind.

Shupified by TheZackmancommeth December 11, 2021

Spudified 

The process of being fucked by someone's work, hours sometimes days, after they've 'completed' it. Usually discovered late at night in a frustrating tantrum through VSS history.

"Fuck I just got SPUDIFIED!"

"I can't get that part of my life back! Damn you great potato!"

Spudified by Biproized October 7, 2009

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.

Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.

Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Slutified

When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing

Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!

Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.

That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.

Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

stupified 

confused and stupid at the same time

I feel helpless and stupified.

stupified by "B" February 15, 2006

stumpified 

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

stumpified by covered in soot November 3, 2007