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Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.
Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.
Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.
Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied
shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.
That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.
Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
Shatisfied by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

Slagified 

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)
"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"
Slagified by Coriz March 11, 2018

Scarified 

What guitarists are when they listen to the song and then look at its tabs.
Racer X's song Scarified is freakin' in possible!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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