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Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.
Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.
Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.
Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied
shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

Stapified 

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.
That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.
Stapified by jabrelong June 30, 2009

Shatisfied

1. The feeling one gets after taking a really good shit.

2. The feeling of satisfaction one gets after taking a smelly dump and sees someone they dont like walking into the bathroom after them.
Gabby: Why are you smiling so big?

MJ: Dood I am so shatisfied! I just took the nastiest dump and Ashli Carlson walked in right after! I know she had to hold her breath in there!
Shatisfied by coolestboyscoutever September 30, 2011

Slagified 

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)
"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"
Slagified by Coriz March 11, 2018

Scarified 

What guitarists are when they listen to the song and then look at its tabs.
Racer X's song Scarified is freakin' in possible!