TheZackmancommeth's definitions

nicklebroke

So poor as to not have two nickels to rub together and dependent on close friends to stay relevant with clothing, transportation, etc.

I’ll throw dude some shekels but I ain’t about to adopt me no nicklebroke wannabe third cousin.

by TheZackmancommeth April 7, 2019

dopatropic

When something is so far past cool that it’s both sick in style and epic in its achievement it’s dopatropic.

When Shawn landed his dopatropic opener in the half pipe he tossed the argument about degree of difficulty on its head!

by TheZackmancommeth April 7, 2019

papersay

The guy in everyone’s group that never has cash but is “Always good for it”. This person may also carry credit cards that never seem to work.

Hit up papersay for your end, I paid the last three times.

by TheZackmancommeth April 7, 2019

feltster

A feltster is a person at a poker table who always knows what cards people are holding (usually after they’re revealed). A feltster always tells you why he won and how bad a player you are if you happen to beat him. A poker God.

I must be the luckiest player in the world because where ever I play I’m always seated next to a feltster or three!

by TheZackmancommeth April 8, 2019

chivasting

A Chivasting is a DUI check point usually set up on holidays to catch drunk drivers.

If it’s near a holiday and you come upon a bunch of cops looking for drunk drivers you’ve been ensnared in a Chivasting so proceed with caution.

by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019

vossguise

A person is in Vossguise when they’re trying to look “of the people’ when they’re really rich, privileged and accustomed to the finer things in life (ie perrier, Voss water, etc).

A dude that lives one life then raps about living another is wearing a vossguise and is often fooling no one.

by TheZackmancommeth April 14, 2019

slantdancular

It refers to an specific area when you’re not sure if two things are parallel or perpendicular to each other. Sometimes called catty cornered or cattywampas.

The pizza place is across the street and slantdancular to the bike shop.

by TheZackmancommeth April 29, 2019