TheZackmancommeth's definitions

gailism

Gailism is a perspective by which something isn’t currently true but based on pure belief is destined to be true.

The existence of gailism is what allows the net to appear after you have jumped.

by TheZackmancommeth March 27, 2022

Shupified

Shupified is a condition whereby the afflicted feels like their head is about to explode as a near genesis recites Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto in German and English.

A rare condition brought about by being in awe of a person’s intelligence as compared to their own is often a precursor to a Shupified state of mind.

by TheZackmancommeth December 11, 2021

cobwebian

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021

artease

An artease is a talented artist who constantly downplays her talent to appear of the people.

If Picasso were an artease we might be saying “Pablo who” and never hang half a face in the louvre.

by TheZackmancommeth January 7, 2021

zenthetics

Zenthetics are mind or dream control strategies that allow the practitioner to manipulate the settings and/or direction of a dream.

While drugs can be expensive and problematic zenthetics are legal, pure and absolutely free for the user.

by TheZackmancommeth October 30, 2020

zentopia

A state of euphoria that can only be achieved and therefore exist within ones own mind.

The path to zentopia lies within ones mind.

by TheZackmancommeth October 11, 2020

hobo-royalty

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.

That bro might be homeless but he is hobo-royalty to the bone!

by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020