Definitions by TheZackmancommeth

gailism 

Gailism is a perspective by which something isn’t currently true but based on pure belief is destined to be true.

The existence of gailism is what allows the net to appear after you have jumped.

gailism by TheZackmancommeth March 27, 2022

Shupified

Shupified is a condition whereby the afflicted feels like their head is about to explode as a near genesis recites Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto in German and English.

A rare condition brought about by being in awe of a person’s intelligence as compared to their own is often a precursor to a Shupified state of mind.

Shupified by TheZackmancommeth December 11, 2021

cobwebian 

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

cobwebian by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021

artease 

An artease is a talented artist who constantly downplays her talent to appear of the people.

If Picasso were an artease we might be saying “Pablo who” and never hang half a face in the louvre.

artease by TheZackmancommeth January 7, 2021

zenthetics 

Zenthetics are mind or dream control strategies that allow the practitioner to manipulate the settings and/or direction of a dream.

While drugs can be expensive and problematic zenthetics are legal, pure and absolutely free for the user.

zenthetics by TheZackmancommeth October 30, 2020

zentopia 

A state of euphoria that can only be achieved and therefore exist within ones own mind.

The path to zentopia lies within ones mind.

zentopia by TheZackmancommeth October 11, 2020

hobo-royalty 

Hobo-royalty identifies the person at the top of their social group, regardless of the status of that particular group.

That bro might be homeless but he is hobo-royalty to the bone!

hobo-royalty by TheZackmancommeth September 25, 2020