shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009

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Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

by Skaiderade April 06, 2015

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eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

by morgan smeltz May 03, 2008

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by zer0hue August 03, 2003

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Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.

by Brightstar March 19, 2007

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The smaller version of Shemp . A shorter useless piece of shit of a person. If Shemp had a mini me.

Shemp just let's shump shemp out all day. Team useless.

by DeezBolas July 02, 2018

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To take a dump and then take a shower without leaving the bathroom. Wiping is optional. Variaton: shamp - To take a dump while in the shower.

Last night I took a monster shump.
Tom had to take a shower after football practice, but he couldn't hold in his dump, so he just took a shump.

by Stew G December 16, 2006

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