Shuede

A sex position in which you are in water, you grab some sand, and put it in the male's rectum. During intercourse, the woman must be riding cowgirl style, and then the man gets sand, and grabs the woman's breasts. Usually done on the beach, although could be done with any water and sand.

I really hope to shuede my wife while on our honeymoon in Hawaii.

by Jon Baldwin October 2, 2009

suede-denim secret police

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).

"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")

by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013

Shundering

Shundering-

1-verb, (to shunder)

Used to describe someone that is

severely stoned or drunk and is

wandering aimlessly.

2-Used to describe someone who is

acting in an abnormal mannor, usualy

due to intoxication.

3-verb, (to shunder){to wonder about

something/to ask for something/

to be inquisitive}

Derived from: To wonder-verb, -to be

curious about something.

-present tense usualy

spoken both as 'Ashundering'

{pronounced:

Ash-undering / Ash-underin}

1,2- To shunder

~ Man, i was shundering round town

for hours last night.

~ You are shundering badly right now.

~ I am gonna be fucking shundering

after this big bag of fucking cans

with the lads.

3- (to shunder about something)

~ I was shunderin if you wanted to

come out to chill out and smoke a

doob.

~ Ashunderin if you had any skins.

~ That doob is gonna make us

shunder about the stupidest shit

ever.

by Smoke loot May 29, 2017

suede j

The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."

Wow, you play HALO so suede j.
Can you teach me how to play suede j style?

by Toni Ann November 25, 2007

Massive Shuddering-O

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.

What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!

by YAWA February 4, 2018

shueef

Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.

"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"

by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014

*shudders*

when something sends chills down your spine because it's so disgusting or disturbing to think about

Bob: imagine if miley cyrus and j.bieber had a kid together

Rob: *shudders*....that makes me wanna puke

by M5_rocks_my_world November 23, 2010