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Shucking Oysters 

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!
My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!
Shucking Oysters by cdugas December 24, 2010
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Shucking oysters 

Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.

shucking oyster 

to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for vagina as a "clam": meaning cracking that pussy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.
Jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
Mackie- I totally shucked her oyster.

shucking oyster
shucking oyster by Mackieroni July 9, 2011

Shucking the oyster 

Sexual act involving a swift swipe of the hand through the anal crevice following through to a flick of the clitoris.
After she went down on me, I immediately went to shucking the oyster.
Shucking the oyster by Captain Flik October 13, 2013

Oyster-Shucking 

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.
Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"
Oyster-Shucking by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

shucking banannas on an oyster boat 

Giving a dyke some dick.
"Yea dat nigga Percy was shucking banannas on an oyster boat yerd me"
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