Oyster-Shucking

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An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

Oyster-Shucking by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

Words you can keep

shucking oyster

to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for vagina as a "clam": meaning cracking that pussy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.

Jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
Mackie- I totally shucked her oyster.

shucking oyster

shucking oyster by Mackieroni July 9, 2011

Shucking the oyster

Sexual act involving a swift swipe of the hand through the anal crevice following through to a flick of the clitoris.

After she went down on me, I immediately went to shucking the oyster.

Shucking the oyster by Captain Flik October 13, 2013

shucking banannas on an oyster boat

Giving a dyke some dick.

"Yea dat nigga Percy was shucking banannas on an oyster boat yerd me"

shucking banannas on an oyster boat by the real who? September 28, 2006

Shucking Oysters

Jerking off onto a table full of saltines!

My kinky wife loves when I'm "shucking oysters" on her face!

Shucking Oysters by cdugas December 24, 2010

Shucking oysters

Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.

Them bitches shucking oysters

Shucking oysters by Wicker bizkit June 29, 2016

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026