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Shroom1_ by bop246 January 22, 2022
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shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.
Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.
shroomzoom by TerrMan June 5, 2020
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Shroom pong 

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.
Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

Shroom nap

/SHroÍžom nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.
That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

shroomjak 

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.
"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"
shroomjak by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.
9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.
shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.
If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.
shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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