Shroom1_ 

A new kind of stupid

Omg Shroom1_ you’re stupid

Shroom1_ by bop246 January 22, 2022

Shroom pong 

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.

Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

Shroom pong by TheTallestPsychonaut March 9, 2023

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

Shroom nap by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

Womb Shroom 

A child whose mother did drugs during her entire prenancy and regarded her child as a 'fun guy'

This womb shroom is cramping my style I wish I could get rid of it but I really need the extra food stamps.

Womb Shroom by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020

Super Shroom Sauna 

The "Super Shroom Sauna" also known as "triple S" is the act of eating a meal that involves a large amount of mushrooms until you have massive diarrhea. After the meal has been consumed proceed to rid of this said diarrhea into a toilet(Preferably your own). Do not flush! Flushing will destroy the process! Next, after letting out your mushroom poop bonanza, sit on the toilet for the next 10 minutes and let the intricate aroma fill up your bathroom like a hotbox. Inhale the fumes deeply until you get light headed and can taste it. That is the SuperShroomSauna. For a better effect eat the mushrooms with a side of onions and/or sardines.

Super Shroom Sauna

Super Shroom Sauna by JediMastaFaps May 8, 2012

Zhang-Shroom 

A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.

Salmon: Mm what are you beautiful specimen?
The shroom: Why I am a Zhang-Shroom, fair maiden!

Zhang-Shroom by Alexzhsalmon March 4, 2009

shrooms 

Hallucinogenic mushrooms contain psilcybin, psilocin, and baeocystin. Shrooms are incredible and nearly non-toxic too. By incredible I mean it can be the best experience of your life or the worst experience of your life depending on the mood at the time, setting, and who you are with. A good trip can be a learning expeience and lead to extremely thoughtful introspection. A bad trip is as bad as watching your whole family die in a car accident or you can end up being as paranoid as if you were being chased by a guy with a chainsaw in a maze. Seriously, it is incredible. Do not trip right after a bad experience or if you have alot of unpleasant thoughts going through your head at the time. Go into the trip optimistic and usually it will go good, though it is pretty unpredictable. Mild dose effects are colors seem alot more vibrant (blue seeming bluer, black seeming blacker), patterns seem more interesting and intricate, an undescrible feeling of an oncoming mental revelation, giddiness or anxiety. Higher dose effects include extreme laughter, uncontrollable racing thoughts, colors changing and a feeling that each and every color gives a certain tone to your inner most being (hard to explain unless you've tried them), distortions of all senses, hyper awareness of taste, smell, music (listen to your favorite band), pictures coming to life and everything becoming three dimensional, or may cause extreme paranoia and/or uncontrollable crying. Also, the beshroomed will have a totally undescribable yet very significant feeling that he/she has attained knowledge that they can not and will not ever lose, just to be a memory the next day. Dosages break down like this: 20-30 grams of wet shrooms is enough to have a good trip. 50 grams is nick-named the "Hero trip". Dried shrooms is 1/10 the weight of wet shrooms, so 2-3 grams of dried shrooms is a pretty good trip while 5 grams is the "Hero trip". Anything more and your in for a crazy time. Trip with a trusted friend!

Shrooms are the flesh of the gods.

shrooms by Shaggy Sean September 26, 2005