Shrimpage
Shrimpage by Julian, Kyle March 28, 2015
Words you can keep
shrimphead
1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis
3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.
3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Related Words
Shrimpage • shrimp cage • scrimmage • shrimayee • Shrimpa • shrimpadoodle • shrimpbag • Scrimage • scrimage chick • Scrimmage Session
shrimpwreck
1) Having mastery level skills in basketball causing all opposing players to be confused on the opposite end of the court.
2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).
2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).
Diver 1: "Oh my God!"
Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"
Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"
Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"
Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"
shrimpwreck by Joe E Bombz aka Bells August 6, 2017
Scrimmage
Scrimmage by cheryablinsk70 July 1, 2009
shrinkage
What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.
Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.
Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
shrinkage by thatsright December 26, 2004
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.