Shrimpage 

When it is too cold outside in the winter, and your penis shrivels up like a shrimp

It is so cold outside today that I have some major shrimpage.

Shrimpage by Julian, Kyle March 28, 2015

shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead

1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.

shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

shrimpwreck 

1) Having mastery level skills in basketball causing all opposing players to be confused on the opposite end of the court.

2) A large scale underwater collision usually containing several species of sea creatures (clams, oysters, mussels, and predominately shrimp).

Diver 1: "Oh my God!"

Diver 2: " Hey bro, what do you have down there?"

Diver 1: " Dude... it's a God-damn shrimpwreck"

shrimpwreck by Joe E Bombz aka Bells August 6, 2017

Scrimmage 

In a competitive game, when you play against another team for practice in an unranked match.

We just played a scrimmage against Gz last game; they kick some ass.

Scrimmage by cheryablinsk70 July 1, 2009

Shimmage 

To Edit/Photoshop/Airbrush a photo

Zoe: "Hey, did you see that photo I tagged of you from last night?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, it sucked"
Zoe: "What, didn't you like it?"
Rebecca: "No, I had to shimmage that bad boy"

Shimmage by LaRocque August 4, 2010

Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

shrinkage 

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

shrinkage by thatsright December 26, 2004