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shrimpbag 

A shrimpbag is annoying child or very callow adult.. It's typically used in a sentence to describe someone who is annoying, short, and possibly "chubby" .... Little siblings will get annoyed and for those people who are known for a clean vocabulary ... This is the word of choice my friend.
Mother: Timmy you little SHRIMPBAG! You didn't do the dishes.... Whhhyyy?

Timmy: Wha...Why did you call me a SHRIMPBAG?

Mother: Don't back talk me!! ... Go to your room , you're grounded and I will call you a shrimpbag whenever I WANT TOO! .... SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG!!

Timmy: ** Hides in room for the rest of the day ** .... Mother why have you done this to me.. ** talks in deep voice with puberty cracks**
shrimpbag by cactuscutie432 September 20, 2016
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shrimpbag 

The action of flipping off the Google Earth car, named after a reddit user who did this and found his picture later on Google Earth
I passed the Google Earth car today and shrimpbagged it
shrimpbag by Elkaseltzer May 2, 2023

Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".
"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"
Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009
The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.
Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa
Shrimpa by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019

Shrimpma male 

A male shrimp who fries rice
He who woks another path
Cross him and he’ll put some shells in you
He a rare breed fr💯
Her: Omg a shrimpma male fried this rice? he’s so hot and do sex.
Shrimpma male by horned gas July 11, 2021

rusty shrimpbowl 

It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.
There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.
rusty shrimpbowl by NeverQuik68 June 20, 2011

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.
I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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