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shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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shrimpadoodle 

the biggest W compliment ever. if you’ve ever been called this, be grateful for the rest of ur life
“omg stop doing roblox fortnite dances ur being a shrimpadoodle”
“WAIT RLLY OMG TYSM”
shrimpadoodle by urmom499 January 15, 2022

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.
shrimped baby by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007
when a pile of shrimp is left carelessly in a place it shouldn't be
"Hey did you hear ConnorEatsPants got shrimped?"
"Yeah, didn't he say it was Weston Koury?"
shrimped by firingdegrading June 14, 2021
An expression used to describe a person who was just made to feel little of themselves by a particularly harsh insult. Replacing words such as owned, bitched, burned, told, chopped, etc. Derived from shrimp which (even jumbo) are small and frail.

It is the word to describe someone who has just been made to feel small, puny, a bitch, insignificant, a loser, and anything else along those lines.
Instead of: "you just got owned"

Say: "Shripmed!

When Daytona 50 yr old townie try to pick up a dayton college girl and gets completely rejected he has just been SHRIMPED.

simphead23

“Simphead23 posted this awesome video today!! Did you check it out???”

ShipHead 

A person who is dense, oblivious, or otherwise unaware that a girl has a crush on him. This person is generally male and, as the term states, attends Shippensburg University. Play on "Shithead".

May also be used to describe anyone with generally idiotic, annoying or immature behavior.
John acted like a ShipHead towards Sarah, making fun of her and acting like a jerk, to cover up the fact that he liked her. Too bad he didn't realize that she liked him too!
ShipHead by sa0rah0rah August 13, 2011
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