Shrimplet 

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

Shrimplet by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Scrimlet 

A Hypixel Bridge player whose playstyle revolves around winging and creating PVP platforms.

Bro, Dephobics is such a scrimlet, all he does is wing.

I don't like scrimlets, they are annoying.

Scrimlet by andymar13 May 14, 2021

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

shrimphead 

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead

1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.

shrimphead by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)

Wow Brady is a shrimplick.

Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013