cuca

1. (n) a vagina in Colombia and some other Spanish-speaking countries; probably a short form of cucaracha

2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like
My cuca hurts.

Damn, bitch! I got scabs on my cuca now cuz you don't wash that stank-ass bush!
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
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lipjizz

(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth
Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
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geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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shrimphead

1. (n) a person with a small head and a large body

2. (n) in certain parts of Asia it refers to a man with a small penis

3. (n) a film/comedy about a monster named Shrimphead
1. Derek's brother is football player and a total shrimphead

2. Dat shrimphead can no get into my pant, ok? OK!? So just fo-get it. I eat some chop-suey instead. It more fun.

3. I saw Shrimphead last night and it was the bomb.
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
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jizz bomb

(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it
Check it out! Kyle is about to drink my jizz bomb.
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
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Italian virgin

An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.

Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.

GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!

BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead March 11, 2011
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douchiosity

(n) the quality or state of being a douchebag
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
by shrimphead May 08, 2008
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