13 definitions by Shrimphead

1 - (n) a dirty whore

2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)

3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint

4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
1 - Yo, homes, that bitch be a skank. Don't get wit her.

2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.

3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.

4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
by Shrimphead May 8, 2008
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by Shrimphead February 28, 2009
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An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.

Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.

GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!

BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead February 25, 2011
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Yo, Allen is a total pingponger so watch your hole homes.
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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(n) immoderate smugness; the act of being smug at all times without temperament
I can't deal with Owen and the smuggetry of his whole crew. They're a bunch of duchebags.
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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1. (n) a vagina in Colombia and some other Spanish-speaking countries; probably a short form of cucaracha

2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like
My cuca hurts.

Damn, bitch! I got scabs on my cuca now cuz you don't wash that stank-ass bush!
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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(n) the sticky white crap that forms at the corner of your lips when you get drymouth
Yo, dude, Lana's coming. Clean that lipjizz off your mouth. It looks nasty.
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
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