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shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.
Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...
shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Shreknado 

A combination between a sharknado and Shrek.

Often proceeds with some shrekage.
That shreknado hit everyone hard the other day.

Your such a shreknado.
Shreknado by Derekplays September 9, 2016

lil shrekward testicles 

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles
lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

shredwardo 

to be above all other Edwards. in a sense, to be the absolute best Eddie there is. to go balls deep in everything that is done.
Shredwardo's the man dude, he kills it!

Look at Shredwardo go for it, he could care less.
shredwardo by emacdaddyy August 15, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026