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Shredding Face 

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
Shredding Face by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

keyboard shredding 

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
keyboard shredding by mooogs May 14, 2017

Shundering 

Shundering-

1-verb, (to shunder)

Used to describe someone that is

severely stoned or drunk and is

wandering aimlessly.

2-Used to describe someone who is

acting in an abnormal mannor, usualy

due to intoxication.

3-verb, (to shunder){to wonder about

something/to ask for something/

to be inquisitive}

Derived from: To wonder-verb, -to be

curious about something.

-present tense usualy

spoken both as 'Ashundering'

{pronounced:

Ash-undering / Ash-underin}
1,2- To shunder

~ Man, i was shundering round town

for hours last night.

~ You are shundering badly right now.

~ I am gonna be fucking shundering

after this big bag of fucking cans

with the lads.

3- (to shunder about something)

~ I was shunderin if you wanted to

come out to chill out and smoke a

doob.

~ Ashunderin if you had any skins.

~ That doob is gonna make us

shunder about the stupidest shit

ever.
Shundering by Smoke loot May 29, 2017

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
meth shredding by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Shredding Rug 

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
Shredding Rug by Forgione April 21, 2008

Massive Shuddering-O 

The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
Massive Shuddering-O by YAWA February 4, 2018