shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood November 20, 2008

The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 15, 2007