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Shreddit

to execute with extreme confidence and precision
'That skater just shreddited a sick ollie over the stairs'
by Zest God September 20, 2017
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Shredding Face

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shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
by Forgione April 21, 2008
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shreditation

The act of clearing ones mind through shredding the gnar brah. Sometimes done with headphones or after a fresh Mary Jane head change, you feel me?
I can’t meet your parents today, I have a shreditation session up at Keystone.
by Leroybrownthewizard December 2, 2018
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Stredditer

Short for Stereotypical Redditer. pl. Stredditer

Someone who endorses shitposts that a stereotypical redditer would upvote. This only applies to certain topics that are either over used or completely unfunny

Some Topics include but not limited to:
Big Chungus, Keanu Reeves, Fortnite bad Minecraft good, JoJo, Hazbin Hotel bad, Big Mouth bad, clown emoji, and Minecraft memes
Person 1: I love Minecraft memes unironically
Person 2: You’re such a Stredditer
Person 1: 🤡
by 34huvane December 23, 2019
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