Scanning the depths of an open bag of
Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the
old or infirm, the hunter is after the
Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the
bag says that these Doritos are 20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in
college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a
bagwith your roommates.