Shrage

verb - a combination of both shredding and raging simultaneously. This is usually performed while riding on a mountain or in a skate park.

You ready to fucking SHRAGE broski?!

by Shnowvail September 20, 2010

Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

shragnoid

Shragnoid - a tiny ball of toilet paper entangled in ones ass hairs after whiping

After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?

by Club April 14, 2015

shraga'd

To be in a position of power and eat the food of subordinate employees.

When David was hungry he ate the secretaries yogurt, he shraga'd her yogurt.

by shawn john May 30, 2006

stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

shmagedingaled

Getting Shmagedingaled(also spelled shmigdingale) is getting to the higher levels of drunkenness. Shmagedingaled drunk is legendary and by many it is considered to be nonexistent or imaginary state as there aren't many who claimed to reach it and live long enough to talk about it. It is said to be the highest state of intoxication that human body can sustain before evaporating into water, carbon and cheap moonshine.

There are levels of drunkness necessary to follow to reach level of getting shmagedingaled. They are:
-Tipsy
-Happy
-Drunk
-Fucked up
-Wasted
-Blacked out
-Dead
-Shmagedingaled
After being dead there is a slight chance to beat it and survive. This is an art of getting shmagedingaled that only so few have perfected. To do so you have to outdrink death and the new plane of existence will open up to you and you will be officially shmagedingaled. Knowledge of the Universe will be clear to you and you will know all the answer to every question ever asked. Some even claim you will be able to understand women. But all this will be gone in an hour or so and all that was learned will be forgotten. Slowly descending into lower level of drunkness will leave you hangovered, sad and depressed but feeling of accomplishment will be there too. This is a secret of getting shmagedingaled.

-“Lets get shmagedingaled tonight!“
-“Nah man, I dont wanna die just yet!“

“I got so shmagedingaled last night, man. I was good after taking 10 jello shots, finishing half a keg of Heineken, 2 shots of Blue Curacao, 2 shots of Svedka, 3 shots of Smirnoff and 2 shots of moonshine but that full glass of Tequila just killed me!“

by Xrimbi January 22, 2014

Shrake Buys

A term used when accusing someone of spending money a video game. It can be used as a derogatory phrase insulting the lonely person who would spend money on a video game.

Person 1: How did you get so good at tap sports baseball?
Person 2: I got lucky, man...... Um I guess I just play a lot
Person 1: Liar! Shrake Buys
Person 2: I do not buy!
Person 1: U low life friendless insecure mofo go be like

by earonson May 14, 2019