shpunke 

Cum or semen.

Do you ever shpunke on stage?

shpunke by marycreamcheese April 22, 2004

Shpunke 

Shpunke is a move in rocket league where you make the ball fly fucking fast

The ball is shpunke

Shpunke by Shpunke boy October 19, 2022

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

spunker by clumas May 7, 2005