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A person that looks like a monkey that always gets covered in sperm (spunk)
Ted: it's that slut
Ronald: she's a spunkey showing up here.
Ted: haha yeah spunkey.
Spunkey by Mattzyandkenzie December 4, 2013
look at that spunkey over there he is fucking out of it wat a wanker
spunkey by paul holohan August 1, 2006

Spunkey the Cat God

Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!

Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God carries no mystic Rind, it is his greatest flaw.
Spunkey the Cat God by Damen55 July 29, 2008

Spunky Richard 

The best man you'll meet, he is very courageous and determined. You never know what comes next with him. He is also sexually attractive. If you are lucky enough to ever meet him, keep him around for a long time. Get your self a Spunky Richard
Gabby: Yo, that Spunky Richard is on hell of a man.

Zali: I know right!

Ariana: I want myself a Spunk Richard!
Spunky Richard by spunky_richard August 19, 2020

Spunky Monkey 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Monkey, please!
Spunky Monkey by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008

Spunky Orangutan 

n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Monkey. For those who don't like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the Bailey's Irish Cream with Kahlua. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Orangutan, please!
Spunky Orangutan by Dan Weyandt April 18, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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