shpuke

The act of vomitting while deffecating, or the need to do both at the same time, usually occurs while inebriated. An obvious compound of SHit and PUKE. "shpuked, shpuking"

I was dropping a deuce and had to puke, so I pinched off a loaf, turned around and puked in the toilet, making me puke again, just because of the smell.

I puked in your bathtub while sitting on the jon taking a crap.

by LeRoy Christian May 5, 2005

Shpuke

When you void your bowels while emesis (vomiting)

He must be really sick because he just shpuke.

by god_of_art May 17, 2016

shaukeen Gabru

Generally speaking, young man who does something for fun

In theory, an activity or interest pursued outside one's regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure.

G is offcourse a shaukeen Gabru , he keeps dog, horses and rabbits just for fun , do take part in horse/dog racing but with no potential of earning etc.

by Gabru October 12, 2011

Shtuked

to be treated badly and caught of guard at the same time.

I can't believe I was shtuked by my boss at the company picnic yesterday.

by novasee June 9, 2009

shuke

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004

shuke

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

by JAA_MD December 11, 2006

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010