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Combining of the words Thanx and Spank.
Saucy or sexy way of saying Thank-you; To imply giving a spanking in return for something you've just been givin as opposed to just saying thank-you
Flirtatious
"Shpanx for the blowjob"
Shpanx by MiMiCrY August 30, 2008
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It means Seperation Anxiety. Anxiety regarding separation from places or from people to whom the individual has a strong emotional attachment.
Sepanx just got real when I left my girlfriend at province.
sepanx by MarsBotanist March 25, 2017
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ghetto spanx 

A cheap pair of pantyhose that have been cut off at the feet or above, depending on the level of control needed.
ghetto spanx by maribry July 6, 2010

Spanxgiving 

What happens after Thanksgiving dinner...Spanxgiving. After gorging ourselves on T-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning Spanx to fit into holiday party attire.
Got my Spanxgiving maximum control Spanx on for my work Christmas party.
Spanxgiving by ninjakat December 15, 2010
Another word for "Thanks" , usually said by teenage girls . Shpanks is just a more fun/cool way of saying "Thanks" .
Kelly : " Your shirt is so cute!! "
Ray : " Shpanks girl ! :) "
Shpanks by JustinBieberLoverxoxo March 14, 2011
Noun - Power panties used by portly people for the illusion of slimness. Also, exclamation - shorthand for saying "Thanks!"
"I ate too much prime rib at the buffet and can only fit in my Jordache jeans with the help of 'ma Spanx!" Also, "Spanx for the memories..."
spanx by Dawn Bolter February 10, 2005

Don't bust your Spanx. 

A phrase intended to imply that someone needs to calm down or relax. Spanx are a slimming body sleeve that women wear. Saying this to a woman implies that she is fat and being annoying or overreacting. Saying this to a man implies that he is a woman, fat, and overreacting or being annoying.

Coined by C. Tonsmeire 03/10
"Chris, can we switch over to that cooking show?"
"Jesus, Dave, don't bust your Spanx. I'll change the channel at halftime."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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