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a word describing utter confusion, but when youre depressed you are more likely to say it, and you wouldnt jsut randomly call it out, because its just not fun.
person: so, youre NOT going to millitary school now, thats weird, what happened?
me: ::shrugs:: guess not
person: so why do you seem so sad?
me: shpang. ::frowns::
person: soo...did you want to go see a movie this friday then?
me: ::stares at person weird and surns, slams head onto desk::
shpang by kittensk8red April 6, 2005
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Shmang is to vape in the bathrooms at macleans
Should we go 'Shmang'
Shmang by NimsIsAstupidName May 2, 2019

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

SHANGRILAVILLE

SHANGRILAVILLE:- That VILLE is the sort of small area concept which contains beautiful, intelligent people who l o v e making - love day and night - especially in big towns like London.
Well, as far as I'm concerned this meeting is over, I'm off to SHANGRILAVILLE for some fun, see you next month.
SHANGRILAVILLE by 1STFABARM May 5, 2019

shanghaid 

Frequently referring to abduction or misdirection into servitude, generally against ones will.
We were close to the conclusion of our meeting but the agenda was shanghaid by someone with different ideas.
shanghaid by tomsawyersf January 22, 2008

Shangabang

Where you impregnate a respectable young female, beat her up because of it & leave her to raise the child alone
Don't do it Darren, don't shangabang her

*Darren looks shiftily around*
Shangabang by VeryApe92 December 26, 2007