Shpaniac

Pervert who jacks of animals for pleasure

You can totally tell Chuck is a SHPANIAC. I mean look at his hand, it's covered w/ his dog's genital hairs.

by Oxford Classified Dictionary September 05, 2003

Shpaniac

A person who strokes the sausage, rolls the dies, or flucshuates the flenning of otherly species than a homo sapian.
(A PERSON WHO MASTERBATES ANIMALS)

If I were a shpanicac, I'd have hands that smell like chicken cum.

by Clam Hat September 08, 2003