Spanxgiving

What happens after Thanksgiving dinner...Spanxgiving. After gorging ourselves on T-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning Spanx to fit into holiday party attire.

Got my Spanxgiving maximum control Spanx on for my work Christmas party.

Spanxgiving by ninjakat December 15, 2010

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Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

Spanksgiving by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

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Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

Spanksgiving by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

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Spanksgiving

Spending Thanksgiving alone, masturbating all evening and using your tears as lubricant.

Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!

Spanksgiving by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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