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Shower Bath 

When one takes a shower but sits under the water, rather than stand.
"I had a really stressful day. I'm going to go home and take a nice, long shower bath!"
Shower Bath by ohshitbecky June 5, 2017

Shower bath 

Shower bath meaning when you have had the worst day, but you still have to make your kids dinner so you plug the drain during your shower to get a break...From life.
Mom: I'm gonna go and take a shower bath
Husband: Your day was really that bad
Shower bath by Shelby1300 May 31, 2020

shower bath head 

The best way to describe a terrible human
Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head
shower bath head by Smeho June 12, 2018

California Shower Bath 

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

Bathory Shower 

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.
-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.
Bathory Shower by treesap83 August 5, 2015

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower
Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005