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Shit showdown
When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
Shit showdown by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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Browntown Showdown
A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.
(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)
no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)
no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009
samurai showdown
a series of old school fighting games for the Neo-Geo. featured great graphics painted in what was for the time a very large and vivid pallette, and a wide range of basic and special moves for dozens of well illustrated characters, most of whom spoke whatever their native language would have been.
ie, a total classic.
ie, a total classic.
"aight then, while we're waiting on that pizza, let's hit some samurai showdown !"
"sure thing man, but you're just too good with ukyo."
"sure thing man, but you're just too good with ukyo."
samurai showdown by frere ubu January 14, 2008
Viennese Congress Showdown
When many seemingly powerful and determined men or women get together to try and preserve conservative values in the face of possible liberal uncertainty
Nikki: Hey Chris, have you heard about the Viennese Congress Showdown that is happening with our school admin?
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.
The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas
Chris: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that they want to make us all wear uniforms.
The Congress of Vienna, Nov. 1814-Jun. 1815.
Inspired high school dramas
Viennese Congress Showdown by Klaus von Fritzl October 20, 2009
showboat
showboat by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011
The Ultimate Showdown
Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
The Ultimate Showdown by Timothy Jones March 25, 2006
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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