Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.

Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!

by mikdick June 11, 2010

showrooming

The act of going to retail stores like Best Buy and Walmart to check out certain products and then once satisfied with the look and feel, purchasing the item online on Amazon or other retailers.

Dude this video camera looks amazing but I really want to see how it feels in the hands.

Let's go showrooming at Best Buy and if I like it I will order it on Amazon for cheaper.

by themolex November 27, 2012

Snowbone

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.

Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.

by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

Shit showdown

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.

This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.

by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

The Shoebox Project

a much-beloved and very popular James/Lily and Remus/Sirius fanfiction on LiveJournal, written by jaida and rave. it has inspired cult-followers, much squeeing, and more.

"OH MY GOD. SHOOOOOOEEEEBOOOOOOOOX," I typed into a 'The Shoebox Project' AIM chat.
"UPDATE?" another responded.
"YESSSS," was my reply, provoking much use of capslock and squeeing among my companions.

by katekoo September 17, 2006

Snowbound

Literally the worst map in all of halo history. This map makes halo 3 go from a 10/10 to a 7/10. Master Chief himself vetos the map every time it comes up in the queue.

Jesus fucking Christ I hate snowbound. Veto this shit map.

by cpiethan March 28, 2017

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

by TheTimD December 16, 2011