Shotoi

When someone has pulled off or played a truely remarkable shot, in the sporting sense!

.....Kaka is running with the ball at pace down the left wing, he skips past one defender, past another, he has support from Shevchenko, whose baring down on goal, Kaka whips the ball in with pace, it seems to high for Shevchenko, whose outside the 18 yard box on the right hand side, he somehow leaps and acrobatically volleys the ball from the acutest of angles with his right foot......... theres a hush in the crowed.......... they think its going in the back of the net.......... it is you know.......... WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE GOAL! The keeper was left stranded on the goal line! SHOTOI!!!!!

Shotoi by Eldorado Sidapello April 2, 2004

Shoto todoroki 

Pepsi can, Canada’s flag, half and half, icy hot.

He’s a boi who has daddy issues and is scared of kettles because his mom burnt his face.

Person 1: Who’s Shoto Todoroki

Anime fan: You mean icy hot?

Shoto todoroki by pudgegoesoof April 21, 2019

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.

We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Shooting the rodeo by BabaYaga1646 June 15, 2019

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America

Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings

School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019