Definitions by BADxKARMA

LLoL 

Abbreviation for Literally Laughed Out Loud

Lucy on Facebook: "LLoL'd at this picture of Ricky slapping Fred!!!"

Ethel:"WTF is 'LLoL'?, Lucy Dear?"

Lucy: "'LITERALLY Laughed out Loud', because you know, Fred is SUCH a douchwaffle... LLoL again!!! Sorry, Ethel Dear!!! 'Niters!"

Ethel: "Pleasant Dreams, Lucy Dear." Bitch...

LLoL by BADxKARMA July 24, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

beard-on

The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.

Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"

Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."

beard-on by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013