The practice of reality TV pseudo-celebs, primarily on the Discovery Channel, using product in their beards to give the appearance of a long, hard, straight beard, resembling the male mammal penile erection in appearance.
Neil: "Did you catch all those beard-ons on Discovery last night?"
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
Bob: "I know, right? It's like they won't give you a show unless you're a visable douche..."
by BADxKARMA February 19, 2013
Lucy on Facebook: "LLoL'd at this picture of Ricky slapping Fred!!!"
Ethel:"WTF is 'LLoL'?, Lucy Dear?"
Lucy: "'LITERALLY Laughed out Loud', because you know, Fred is SUCH a douchwaffle... LLoL again!!! Sorry, Ethel Dear!!! 'Niters!"
Ethel: "Pleasant Dreams, Lucy Dear." Bitch...
Ethel:"WTF is 'LLoL'?, Lucy Dear?"
Lucy: "'LITERALLY Laughed out Loud', because you know, Fred is SUCH a douchwaffle... LLoL again!!! Sorry, Ethel Dear!!! 'Niters!"
Ethel: "Pleasant Dreams, Lucy Dear." Bitch...
by BADxKARMA July 02, 2013
When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
by BADxKARMA April 04, 2013