Shotjob

Short for “Shotgun Blowjob” the word entails the act of putting a shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger

“Hey they’re out of smoothies over at the smoothie stand”
“I’m getting a Shotjob right now”

Shotjob by kwernn October 20, 2023

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gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with

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(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.

That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.

shopjob by hpaulg March 27, 2010

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Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.

Showjob by chavy2007 April 21, 2011

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Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.

Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.

Showjob by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

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A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage

Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm

shitjob by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006

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When you shit in a girls mouth and then she gives you a blowjob

Tiffany have me a hell of a shitjob last night, bro

Shitjob by Kads October 15, 2013

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