Shotjob

Short for “Shotgun Blowjob” the word entails the act of putting a shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger

“Hey they’re out of smoothies over at the smoothie stand”
“I’m getting a Shotjob right now”

by kwernn October 20, 2023

shoejob

a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes

gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with

by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005

shopjob

(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.

That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.

by hpaulg March 27, 2010

Showjob

A blowjob in the shower

Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.

by chavy2007 April 21, 2011

Showjob

Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.

Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.

by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

shitjob

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage

Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm

by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006

Shitjob

When you shit in a girls mouth and then she gives you a blowjob

Tiffany have me a hell of a shitjob last night, bro

by Kads October 15, 2013