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Showjob

Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.
by chavy2007 April 21, 2011
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Showjob

Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.
Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011
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slowjob

a slowly performed blowjob
damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
by ruff ryder February 25, 2008
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Showjoe

usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing
OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe
by Showjoe November 22, 2019
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snowjob

The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.
Man, those sista's almost ate my dick up last night with them snowjobs!
by don ñemo August 13, 2005
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peoria snowjob

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.
Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."
by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010
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shoejob

a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes
gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with
by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005
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