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Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.
Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
Showjob by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011
a slowly performed blowjob
damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.
slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008
usually the MOST greatest person in the galaxy. HIs real name is Joseph. He can make anybody laugh and is magnificent at dancing
OMG, I just talked to showjoe
That guy is really good at dancing, what a showjoe
Showjoe by Showjoe November 22, 2019
The process in which a line of coke is placed on an erected penis, a woman snorts it and then proceeds to give it a blowjob.
Man, those sista's almost ate my dick up last night with them snowjobs!
snowjob by don ñemo August 13, 2005

peoria snowjob 

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.
Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."
a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes
gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with
shoejob by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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