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(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.
That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.
shopjob by hpaulg March 27, 2010
Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.
Showjob by chavy2007 April 21, 2011

Shoeboble 

An act of destroying someone's mother, both metaphorically and physically.
I just gave your mom the shoeboble.
Shoeboble by lilwheeler420 July 22, 2021
Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.
Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
Showjob by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

shoe job 

A sexual act in which a woman wearing high heel shoes presses or squeezes the genitalia of a man with them until he achieves climax.
"Put on your sex shoes, baby, and give me a shoe job."
shoe job by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003
Running game.

Befriending a woman for the purpose of sex.

Patronizing and feigning interest in a woman in order to sleep with her.

Trying to score.
Hopefully I'll wind up with real looker after I get my shoebob on tonight!
Shoebob by mynameisshoebob January 4, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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