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Shitjobber • Shit job • shit job boy • shimjob • Shitcobble • shitnob • Shitnobu • shitobat • Shitoboy • shittobi
Shitjob
Shitjob by Moosinitinks January 19, 2010
Shit job
An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.
shit job boy
Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.
shit job boy by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021
shitmobile
A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.
Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.
shitmobile by unknown999 March 17, 2008
Shitcobble
Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
Shitcobble by diapergays dan October 27, 2010
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