shitjob

A job where you get few hours, usually on weekends and evenings and make close to minimum wage

Target is shitjob, I work every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 6pm-11pm

by Tom Bomb April 8, 2006

Shitjob

When you shit in a girls mouth and then she gives you a blowjob

Tiffany have me a hell of a shitjob last night, bro

by Kads October 15, 2013

Shitjob

When you fuck a girl in the ass and get shit on your dick and she sucks it off

I i fcked that hoe in the ass and got shit on my dick then she gave me a shitjob

by Moosinitinks January 19, 2010

Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

by Craig September 7, 2004

shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.

There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.

by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021

shitmobile

A term for a car that is in a horrible state of disrepair. Usually they are rusty, falling apart, ugly ect. Similar to a crapmobile.

Look at that piece of shit car, its a shitmobile.

by unknown999 March 17, 2008

Shitcobble

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)

My life is a fucking shitcobble.

by diapergays dan October 27, 2010