shopjob

(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.

That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.

by hpaulg March 27, 2010

Shop Job

To use Photoshop to manipulate or edit photos and pictures with the tools given.

Verb (V): Shop Jobbed or Shop Job'd.

That picture doesn't look very convincing, it's probably been shop jobbed.

by Pheimos June 27, 2009

shoejob

a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes

gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with

by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005

Showjob

A blowjob in the shower

Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.

by chavy2007 April 21, 2011

Slopjob

Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.

There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.

by DeeVee April 1, 2003

Showjob

Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.

Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.

by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

slopjob

the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose

She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.

by Anti-itch June 12, 2011