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(n.) 1. An image that has been photoshopped.
2. The effort at photoshopping.
That's the worst shopjob I've ever seen.
shopjob by hpaulg March 27, 2010
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To use Photoshop to manipulate or edit photos and pictures with the tools given.

Verb (V): Shop Jobbed or Shop Job'd.
That picture doesn't look very convincing, it's probably been shop jobbed.
Shop Job by Pheimos June 27, 2009
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a girl jerking off a man's cock with her cute shoes
gemma was wearing tan court shoes, which she masturbated my cock with
shoejob by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005
Guy 1: That chick was hardcore.
Guy 2: Did you go all the way last night?
Guy 1: Nope, I got a showjob this morning.
Showjob by chavy2007 April 21, 2011
Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.
There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job.
Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003
Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.
Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.
Showjob by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011
the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose
She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.
slopjob by Anti-itch June 12, 2011
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