(n.) SHO-ta-cat; One of the famed pedopals such as Pedobear. While Pedobear is oft referred to have a fixation with lolita girls and subsequently children in general, Shotacat has a fixation with shota, or in other words, with young boys.
Shotacat is the second-most well-known pedopal to Pedobear.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).