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Shabaited 

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing
“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”
Shabaited by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

shotacat 

(n.) SHO-ta-cat; One of the famed pedopals such as Pedobear. While Pedobear is oft referred to have a fixation with lolita girls and subsequently children in general, Shotacat has a fixation with shota, or in other words, with young boys.
Shotacat is the second-most well-known pedopal to Pedobear.
Shotacat says, "I needs more boys."
shotacat by Brodie Cumberland January 12, 2008
One who attracts that which is shoal. The word is from Carpinteria, CA.
Dude, Jaiah was scamming with some State Park shoalbait from Slimey Valley down at Jelly Bowl.
shoalbait by buzz January 4, 2005

shockbait 

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
shockbait by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023

shitawaited 

I need to get things shitawaited before going to the Navas vs state for gay prostitution
shitawaited by Dr.Nìggér August 20, 2022

shitawaited 

Getting your shit ( affairs, situations) situated.
I got so much I need to get shitawaited before tomorrow.
shitawaited by Dr Niggèr August 17, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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